I dun it, Guv. But what was it?

If you heard I'd been arrested by the police, what crime would you imagine I'd committed?

Please answer in comments!


Trisherino said...

Loitering with intent.

Anneke said...

I don't know if you are innocent, but THEY are convinced it was you who stole the ancient Greek pottery from the museum.

Travis Erwin said...

Ripping the tag off the mattress.

Janet Reid said...

Stalking New York agents.

oh wait, I was the one who hunted you down and forced you onto my roster, I forgot.

Playing guitar in the subway sans license!
And then giving lip to the copper who hauled you away