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I dun it, Guv. But what was it?

If you heard I'd been arrested by the police, what crime would you imagine I'd committed?

Please answer in comments!

4 comments:

  1. Trish KhooNovember 14, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    Loitering with intent.

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  2. Anneke KleinNovember 14, 2008 at 7:41 PM

    I don't know if you are innocent, but THEY are convinced it was you who stole the ancient Greek pottery from the museum.

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  3. Travis ErwinNovember 16, 2008 at 8:46 AM

    Ripping the tag off the mattress.

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  4. Janet ReidDecember 1, 2008 at 6:46 AM

    stalking.
    Stalking New York agents.

    oh wait, I was the one who hunted you down and forced you onto my roster, I forgot.

    busking!
    Playing guitar in the subway sans license!
    And then giving lip to the copper who hauled you away

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